employee of the month
- GAP IN RESUME
- SYMPTOMS REBRANDED AS SKILLS
- REFERENCES ON REQUEST
“I can make a nervous breakdown sound like skills that translate”
A job interview conducted on a breakdown. The lost year goes under self-growth, crisis management counts as years of experience, and every dark circle gets a ring light from the left.
The spoken ping-pong is the file's centre: hypervigilance becomes attention to detail, insomnia becomes availability after hours. Every symptom has a synonym and every synonym has a market. The interviewer thanks her for her time.
LYRICS / TRANSCRIPT
Intro
Walk me through this gap on your résumé
Verse 1
Put the breakdown under problem-solving
Put the lost year under self-growth
Resilience fits inside a bullet point
If you leave out what it broke
Crisis management?
Years of experience
References on request
Don't ask who I had to beat
To master the stress test
Pre-Chorus
Firm handshake
Steady gaze
Rename the wreckage
Round up the days
Chorus
Employee of the month (woo)
Tell me what I'm worth today
I can make a nervous breakdown
Sound like skills that translate
Employee of the month (yeah)
Make the damage look first-rate
Everything's called challenge these days
I survived
But what did it take?
Verse 2
Strengths?
I notice every change
Weaknesses?
The same
Where do I see myself in five years?
Somewhere under my own name...
Smile on the webcam, light from the left
Every dark circle gets a filter and a check
Tell me what the job pays
For recovery on display
Pre-Chorus
Firm handshake
Steady gaze
Cry in the bathroom
Round up the days
Chorus
Employee of the month
Tell me what I'm worth, bay-be!
I can make a nervous breakdown
Sound like skills that translate
Employee of the month
Name the price you pay
Sell the damage at a higher rate
I survived
But what did it take?
Bridge
Let's do a quick ping pong!
(Hypervigilance?)
Hm... attention to detail
(Dissociation?)
Well, I do work well under pressure
(Insomnia?)
Available after hours, sure
(People-pleasing?)
I'd go for strong client relationships
Every symptom has a synonym (synonym)
Every synonym has a market (market)
Every market needs a body (body)
Every body needs a paycheck (paycheck)
Every paycheck feeds the same ache (same ache)
Every ache gets a fresh start (rebrand!)
Every fresh start hide- (Burnout!)
Chorus
Employee of the month (aaaaah)
Tell me what I'm worth today! (yeaah)
Make a nervous breakdown (breakdown)
Shine on your résumé! (yeaaah)
Employee of the month
Working around the clock
Making the damage an asset
Working around the clock
Never counting what it cost
Working around the clock
The mess is under the desk
Guess I will survive (kinda)
But what does it take?
Outro
Thank you for your time
We'll be in touch
- ARTIST
- Haylie Ferguson
- EDITION
- the bell jar: victoria lucas
- LABEL
- Maison Oblique Entertainment